A Description Of William Martin

from by Gary Miller with Keith Armstrong & Friends

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William Bell Scott, poet, artist and master of the School of Design in Newcastle, described a chance meeting with William Martin, on the streets of Newcastle in the 1840's. William, at the time in his 70's, was nearing the end of an extraordinary career which had seen him budding as a philosopher, a poet and an inventor. As Bell Scott testifies, William was wearing on his head a tortoise shell and the breast of his overcoat was festooned with a great many 'military' medals, most of them apparently presented to him as a joke by Newcastle's Quayside clerks and regarded by William as genuine. In fact, William had become the subject of great ridicule. Who indeed would have believed that a quiet and innocent place such as Tow-house, near Bardon Mill, Northumberland, could have spawned one of Tyneside's greatest characters?



We encountered the well-known figure
in his extraordinary skull-cap,
decorated with military greatcoat
closely buttoned to the throat.

Martin, with exaggerated politeness,
drew his feet together,
bent forward,
lifted his tortoise-shell hat high in the air,
and answered
"Gratified to meet you, sir!
I am the philosophical conquerer of all nations,
this is what I am!
and this is my badge”;

at the same time unbuttoning his greatcoat
he showed a medal as large as a saucer,
which was hung round his neck by a ribbon.
It was not a medal at all,
and he was manifestly crazed,
yet he had that about him
that made one treat him with respect.

A noble presence even was his,
although he was poor enough
to sell his pamphlets thus on the street,
which pamphlets were of course
only evidence of his craze.

(Words: William Bell Scott / Tune: ‘Bobby Shaftoe’ - Trad. arr. Richard Doran & Mick Tyas)


from Mad Martins, releases March 31, 2017
Keith Armstrong - Spoken Word
Mick Tyas - Mandolin
Richard Doran - Dulcimer



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'Mad Martins' is a unique project by poet Keith Armstrong and songwriter Gary Miller featuring original songs, poetry and spoken word narration depicting the extraordinary life and times of the notorious Martin brothers, William, Jonathan and John, who were born in the late Eighteenth Century in the South Tyne area of Northumberland. ... more

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